just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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