I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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