I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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