only if we run a train.
done.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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