Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
