I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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