I am puke
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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