I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
smell my finger.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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