I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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