they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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