Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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