are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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