is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Randomize
