How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Sorry about my life...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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