Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
