The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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