People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We had to coat check the pizza.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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