do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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