She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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