come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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