why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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