Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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