My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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