That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I need water and some morals
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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