i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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