You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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