dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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