Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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