But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Couch. On fire.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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