Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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