No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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