I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
