what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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