Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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