How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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