can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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