I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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