And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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