his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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