Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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