hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
