3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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