Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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