I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
