My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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