# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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