Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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