Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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