that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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