If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
