I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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