Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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