goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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