tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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