Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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