North Korea, Best Korea!
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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