can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
